Finally, finally, finally! I have posted the pattern in it's entirety on Scribd in a handy dandy PDF - you can find the link on the Mystery Knitting Patterns page at the top of the blog. Or, click HERE. It is rather wordy and has pictures, so I have decided not to include it with this post. So head on over to Scribd and get this stupid UFO off the needles! At some point this week, I will also be putting a video up on my YouTube channel demonstrating how I finished the project, because while the written directions make sense to me, they may not to someone else even though I did my best to be clear. Hopefully the pictures are helpful in the meantime.